nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
If you’re a guy.
And you call a woman a “bitch” in public.
And I hear you do it.
You’re gonna have a bad time.
This is so honorable dude I bet you get your dick sucked after every time you come to the rescue
THIS MAN IS A GIFT
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
vive la australia
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WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"
r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt