|—||Amélie (via aureat)|
when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
|—||unknown (via psych-facts)|
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back
shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
finally some good news
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.